No plan yet on what to do about the giant prehistoric octopuses in the Bermuda Triangle. It is unknown whether our fleets have been destroyed or merely swallowed whole and waiting for help. The Pentagon is open to any ideas. One military strategist says that the only way to defeat the creatures is to recruit one of the Arabian knights, preferably Sinbad, to locate and recover the severed head of Medusa from the labyrinth of the Minotaur. Anyone who looks at the head is turned to stone. At the same time, another hero will be needed to locate the eyes on an octopus, in order to know how to most effectively use this weapon.
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