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Good day, and welcome to the Budget Tourist. My guest today just came back from a three month stay in Europe for under nine hundred dollars. Does that include the ticket? Incredible. How did you do it? Did you book through the Last Minute Club? No, I went to the Late By Forty-Five Minutes Club. Oh. I haven't heard of them. Did they book you a cheap hotel room? Hotel room? I can't afford that. They just gave me a map of the town with X's on all the public parks. Is that where you stayed? No, it was too noisy. I took a tram to the outskirts and found an old barn with a damp field in front of it. The barn turned out to be occupied, so I lay down in the damp field. Did you pitch a tent? A tent? I can't afford that. I tucked my legs into my waist-length coat and fell asleep in the fetal position. Wasn't that uncomfortable? A little bit. But I got used to it. When dawn came I had a nice wholesome breakfast on my camping grill. Was it one of those neat little portable propane grills? Propane? I can't afford propane. Even if I could, Europe has their propane tanks on a different setting than ours. I just found some bedrock and I gathered up some dry sticks and used matches to light a fire under it. And I still had some eggs in my pocket that I could use to make scrambled eggs. |
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Thursday, March 7, 2013
The Budget Tourist
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