Friday, March 22, 2013

The Paragon

The Paragon
Some of you may be wondering what kind of paramilitary outfit we train you for here at the Paragon. We won't be making any parachute drops. We won't be teaching any paralegal skills. And the para-Olympic team trains in the Paradome. But forget all that. Empty your heads of all thought. Now, do you all see that howitzer over there? I want you all to focus on it and see if you can lift it off the ground with your minds. Concentrate. Very good. Now bring it to me. Excellent. Now whatever you do, don't drop - Call the paramedics!   
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