Are you all ready to look for work? Yes, I can hardly wait to sell the rest of my life to some prick for a crumby hourly wage. Oh dear me. Could you stand up please? It sounds like your unemployment isn't painful enough for you to appreciate having a job. (Pressing a button) Send in the Attitude Adjustment Squad. (Four burly men enter and beat the unemployed man with two-by-fours until he crumbles.) Now: are you all ready to look for work? Was that groan a 'yes'? Fine. There's an opening with a construction company for a dump truck driver... |
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© 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Monday, March 11, 2013
The Attitude Adjustment Squad
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