Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Hypocritic

The Hypocritic
I'm here with my guest to make a point about talk shows. Why do they need guests? I don't need a guest to talk, I can do that all by myself. Don't you agree?

Are you asking me to say something after that?

Shut up and answer the question.

(Momentarily confused) Guests help to spark conversation.

They do? I thought I invited you into this conversation. And now a few words about that guy who wrote all those jokes about corporations. Those jokes were brilliant and I enjoyed them along with my whole family. But if he can't have more respect for the corporate system that deprived him and oppressed him, that singled him out for public ridicule and wanted him to take the blame for it, that profited immensely from his vast store of creative works and hesitates to share these profits with him, he certainly doesn't deserve any money.
  
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