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(A clinic. Enter a Greek.) Nurse: Yes, Mister Discombobulus? What can I do for you? Discombobulus: I have the Turkish measles. Nurse: Take a seat and the doctor will be with you shortly. (Enter a Turk.) Yes Mister Al-Aballoo. What can I do for you? Al-Aballo: I have the Greek chicken pox. Nurse: You'll be fine. Take a seat and the doctor will be with you shortly. (Enter an American.) Mister Washington, what can I do for you? Washington: I have the Asian flu. Nurse: Take a seat and the doctor will see you shortly. (Enter an Asian.) Mister Wang, what can I do for you? Wang: I have the American plague. Nurse: Take a seat and the doctor will be right with you. (Enter a man with a briefcase and bowler.) I haven't seen you here before. What can I do for you? Man: I wanted a booster shot. I catch colds easily. Nurse: Maybe you should wait for the doctor in another room. All those men ahead of you are infected. Man: (Holding up ID) Don't worry about that. I have diplomatic immunity. |
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Monday, March 4, 2013
Diplomatic Immunity
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