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Yo! It's time for another demonstration of my coolness. (Holding up a photograph of Alexander Povetkin) See this guy? He thinks he's tougher than me. (Talking to photo) So you think you're tough! What are you going to do if I do this? (He slaps the picture.) Nothing? What about if I do this? (He puts the picture on his desk and slams it with his fist.) Hey! I'm right here! Ain't you gonna defend yourself? You ain't no heavyweight champ, you're just a wimp! Why don't you cry like a baby? (He pours water onto the picture and laughs crudely.) Here's another one. (Holding up picture) The Incredible Hulk. He's incredible, all right. Watch what happens if I spit in his face. See? Nothing. Come on, tough guy! Stand up for yourself! Hey I think your pants are on fire! (He sets fire to the picture. A knock at the door.) Who's there? Melissa? Come on in. (Enter Melissa.) Melissa here is Bryce Lee's girlfriend and I don't care. Did you bring him along? She pulls out a photo of Bryce Lee. Great, let's put him up on the wall so he can watch.
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