Top Stories

The first manned expedition to Mars is overdue for its return to Earth. Since gold was discovered on the planet, efforts have been made by numerous countries to stake a claim. Over the course of its mission, the team of five miners has been tragically and mysteriously reduced to one survivor with no piloting skills. It is possible that his ship may be too heavy to escape Mars's gravity. Here on Earth, experts say that economic prospects are good. Dwindling resources are no longer to be feared because, as long as we have plenty of gold, we can buy all the resources we want. An expedition to Pluto for plutonium is scheduled for late next year. Smog is good for you. Smog kills insects and other pests, making urban life more comfortable. And by getting your lungs used to smog, you may be better able to adapt to the atmosphere of whatever planet we are forced to colonize in the years to come. An undersea explorer has offered a possible explanation for the disappearance of numerous fleets in the Bermuda Triangle: prehistoric octopuses. These creatures have grown to an enormous size over millions of years and can strangle an aircraft carrier with one tentacle. They can only be destroyed by nuclear weapons at close range, blowing up their attackers in the process.
Comedy Sketches Cartoons Arguments Copyright Issues Lyrics Poems
More Scripts Statements Songs
© 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.