Saturday, March 9, 2013

Personal Ads

Personal Ads
Women Seeking Men

Librarian seeks man. Must be silent when told to shush.

Groupie seeks rock star. Musical talent an asset.

Nurse seeks man with knowledge of anatomy and six figure salary.

Kindergarten teacher seeks man with vasectomy.

Men Seeking Women

Banker seeks woman with own income and no conscience.

Taxi driver seeks woman with own transportation.

Flasher seeks woman with a love of nature.

Man with facial disfigurement but good personality seeks blind woman.
  
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