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Are you an artist who gives his whole heart away just to see your fans mob someone else who stole your work? Maybe you need Screaming Pink, the new shirt from Phenomenal Tailors. Screaming Pink is dyed in a special shade of pink which penetrates the eyes and stimulates the areas of the brain which dictate sexual arousal. Just put it on and let it bring your fans to you. (A boy opens his drawer and takes out a pink shirt which has been shredded to ribbons.) Boy: Mom! Teddy wore my shirt again! Screaming Pink: don't wear it out! |
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Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Screaming Pink
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