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911 was not an inside job. In a new blockbuster featuring Tom Banks, the terrorists are clearly Saudi Arabian. You can trace them from their recruitment in the terrorist stronghold in the desert all the way to their fateful flight. A group of student protesters has gathered outside the Kraft food factory. They're complaining that Kraft is not putting enough cheese powder in their Kraft Dinner. A substantial amount of the cheese powder is needed to make the pasta tangy. And the man that debunked the Moon landings is back. Now he's arguing against the heliocentric theory. Citing Einstein's relativity, he says that the Sun goes around the Earth as much as the Earth goes around the Sun.
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