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(Applause. The host of the show stands with his stunningly attractive guest.) Thank you, thank you, and welcome to Repro-bait. I'm Marty Morgan. And let's have a big round of applause for today's guest accomplice, supermodel, Svetlana! (Applause and whistles.) Svetlana I hear that you recently spent time in the hospital. Were you ill? (Russian accent) Not at all, Marty. The nurses were concerned about a new orderly on their staff. He was spending far too much time in the janitor's closet with the door locked. They needed to know if they could trust him with some of the helpless female patients, so they recruited me as - Don't say it. They recruited you as - are you ready, audience? - (the audience joins him in unison) REPRO-BAIT! (Cheers and laughter). That's right. They told him I was blind and had him stand by while one of them pretended to give me a sponge bath. Then before she could finish they had someone page her and left me unattended while video cameras recorded his every move. And did he take the bait? He sure did. You should have seen the look on his face when he lifted my gown and found a suit of armour underneath it. That must have been priceless. Let's watch the tape. |
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Monday, April 15, 2013
Repro-bait
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