Sunday, April 14, 2013

What Might Have Been

What Might Have Been
Today on What Might Have Been, we'll explore what the famously ripped off composer and humourist, Darrin Sikorsky might have looked like if he had decided to appear on Saturday Night Live and the Tonight Show in 2012 when everyone was pressuring him to get out and perform. Would it have sped up his rise to the top?

(The SNL stage. Amy Puller stands in front of the curtain.)

Puller: And now, Darrin Sikorsky! (Audience cheers as the curtain opens. Sikorsky enters from the side and picks up his guitar. As soon as he plugs it in, thousands of volts of electricity pass through his body, causing him to tremble and making the ends of his hair burst into flames. He drops to the floor and a team of paramedics rush to his aid.)

(The next day on the Tonight Show, Jay Bluto introduces his musical guest.)

Bluto: And now, bringing his amazing energy to our stage, it's Darrin Sikorsky!

(Sikorsky, with frazzled hair and covered in black spots, stands behind the microphone with his guitar and starts immediately into his number. Before he finishes the first lyric a huge stage light drops on his head and crushes him. Paramedics rush onstage and check his exposed wrist for a pulse.)
  
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