Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Hacker

The Hacker
And there you have it. I've made your site the home page for over fifty million family computers.

Beautiful.

Over fifty million people will have to wait an extra ten seconds for your page to load in the browser before they can go to the page they want.

And the pop-up ad?

It will seize control of the computer and force the user to complete a survey.

Well, you've certainly earned your money on this job. How much do I owe you?

The amount has already been transferred from your payroll.
  
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