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Good evening and welcome to Freak of the Week. We have a very special freak for you tonight. He's bright. He's talented. But he has a severe mental disability: he doesn't watch our show. We couldn't risk having him on the set but we have his picture here. Does everybody see that? And ladies, let's get the discussion started. So what do you think of this guy? Do you think he's talented? I think he's an idiot savant like the rain man, except he writes music instead of counting tooth picks. And how do you think he spends the time that normal decent people devote to this program? Up to no good? He's got a whole hour to play with there. It's a little suspicious. In his songs and scripts he says that he reads, but I don't know. I think someone should shoot him with a tranquilizer gun when he's sleeping. Then they can put him on a stretcher and ship him to an institution. I think he'd look good in the zoo. We could let him keep his guitar and charge for admission. What do you think? I think if he doesn't watch the show I should lift up my top. Woo-hoo! Zoom in on these beauties! |
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Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Freak of the Week
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