Thursday, February 28, 2013

In Fraud They Trust

In Fraud They Trust
There he is all by himself. Let's do something nice for him. Hey, do you want to come with us to see the music label's new band?

No, because they're probably lying posers who can't even write their own songs.

Well! If you're going to insult us for trusting the music label, you deserve to be alone! You need to cheer up. You should watch more television comedies.

Television is full of creeps who steal from the internet.

Oh yeah? And what does that make us for liking them? Someone should throw you in jail for saying that!

Someone already threw them in jail because I'm right.

Oh, you're right, are you? I hate people who are right! First you insult our heroes by living and writing all their material, then you make fools out of us by selfishly trying to use your work for your own profit. No wonder no one wants to party with you! Go back to the homeless shelter, loser!
  
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